Me: Would you still love me, even if you [insert vaguely spoilery detail from a certain book that shall remain nameless]...?
Him: Well, since that doesn't really exist, yes.
And here's my favorite, from a couple of months ago, on our way back from D.C. We were in Virginia, going south west back home, and we passed a sign for Glasgow.
Me: Glasgow? Is there a Glasgow,Virginia? Or is it for Glasgow, Kentucky?
Him: I don't know... it must be Virginia.
Me: (being stupid) Or maybe it's for Scotland!
Him: (completely straight-faced) No... It can't be Scotland, Scotland's east.